Mary Cook is a nasty old woman who likes to frighten and
disgust people. This poetry collection is her brainchild.
Some brain! Some child!
If you dare to look inside the author's mind,
you'll see the twin demons of humour and horror urging her on to ever
greater excesses of violence and insanity as she writes horrible verse-and
worse. It's probably no coincidence that she's married to a retired
psychiatric nurse.
She has a dark secret that may bring the reader a modicum of comfort:
she can't stand the sight of blood. The smallest drop gives her the
collywobbles.
